In-Flight Entertainment

Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin

Category: slash

Rating: G

Word Count: 100

Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group MFUWSS “elements” challenge

Original Publication Date: 13 April 2009

 

Twelve hour plane journey. Lovely air stewardesses to charm. Champagne on ice ready. But I’m bored. I can’t believe he’s still reading that damned physics journal. I know plenty of ways to get his attention, none of them legal. 35,000 feet, no entertainment.

Twelve hour plane journey. He’s at it again with those stewardesses. At least I’ve got my journal to take my mind off it, particle physics really is fascinating. Matter dominating over anti-matter. I could really use an ice cold vodka though.

In desperation, I scrawled a note on a napkin. “Bathroom. Five minutes. In-flight entertainment, Russian style.”