Pantsed

Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Category: gen

Rating: G

Word Count: 84

 

“Psst! Napoleon!”

Solo looked around. He didn’t see anything right away, but after a moment he noticed the mop of fair hair bobbing up from behind a stack of crates.

“Illya? Waverly’s been trying to contact you for an hour!”

“I’ve been busy,” Kuryakin growled. “Regarding astronomical anomalies.”

“What?”

“I’ve been seeing stars.” He rubbed his scalp.

“I guess your cover wasn’t as deep as we thought.”

“Speaking of cover,” Illya peeked out again, his face gloriously red,“you haven’t seen my trousers, have you?”