Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin
Category: slash
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group slashthedrabble challenge #207 – “plain”
Original Publication Date: 28 April 2009
He likes his playmates to be shallow. They are just pretty, gossiping, frivolous one-night conquests. A seemingly endless supply waiting to be bedded.
He doesnt notice me. Except when I need to save his life. Just an extra pair of hands. I can tell what hes thinking before he does, usually. But he never thinks of me. Not like that. I see myself in the mirror and know why.
I have no make-up or mascara. Im too bony and too short. No voluptuous figure, cleavage or curvy hips to flaunt. I am too deep for him. And just too plain.