Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin

Category: slash

Rating: G

Word Count: 100

Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group slashthedrabble  challenge #207 – “plain”

Original Publication Date: 28 April 2009


He likes his playmates to be shallow. They are just pretty, gossiping, frivolous one-night conquests. A seemingly endless supply waiting to be bedded.

He doesn’t notice me. Except when I need to save his life. Just an extra pair of hands. I can tell what he’s thinking before he does, usually. But he never thinks of me. Not like that. I see myself in the mirror and know why.

I have no make-up or mascara. I’m too bony and too short. No voluptuous figure, cleavage or curvy hips to flaunt. I am too deep for him. And just too plain.


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