Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin
Category: gen
Rating: G
Word Count: 117
Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group MFUWSS “Bulwer-Lytton” Challenge
Original Publication Date: 18 July 2009
Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin emerged from the cab in front of Del Florias each considering the tasks which lay in front of them, however while Kuryakin was troubled with how to explain that the unmanned submergible crafts that U.N.C.L.E. had recently lost werent the work of Thrush but of a single Right Whale who, thanks to the camouflage efforts of the design team, mistook the vehicle for a female of the species and utterly destroyed the craft in a bid to extract its genitalia from the torpedo tubes, Solo was concerned with how to explain the destruction of yet another expensive suit and hand tooled leather shoes as a result of copious amounts of whale sperm.