Fandom: NCIS

Pairing: Jethro Gibbs/Tony DiNozzo

Category: slash

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 200

Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group slashthedrabble challenge #256 – Texts from Last Night (actual message used is revealed at the end)

Original Publication Date: 16 July 2010


Gibbs entered his living room to find Tony sprawled out playing a video game. Every night for the past couple of weeks, he’d come home only to find Tony engrossed in some stupid game completely ignoring him. I just don’t get it. Video games don’t suck his dick. Sighing he turned to leave when Tony spoke.

“Oh, you’re home. Dinner’s in the oven.”

The fact that Tony didn’t even look away from his game when he spoke was the final straw. “DiNozzo, we gotta have a talk.

“About what Gibbs?” Tony asked, still concentrating on the screen in front of him.

Grabbing the controller away Gibbs growled, “About this!”

“What? It relaxes me after a hard day. I can just zone into it and forget about everything else for a while. You, of all people have to understand that.”

Gibbs could feel himself blanch at the statement. “Yeah… well, I was thinking maybe there was something we could do together instead.”

Tony snorted as he got to his feet. “I hate to tell you this, Gibbs, but woodworking isn’t my thing.”

“Really?” Gibbs smiled as he took a step closer, cupping Tony’s groin. “I always thought you enjoyed working wood.”


Text message prompt: I just don’t get it. Video games don’t suck his dick.

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