Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin
Category: gen
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group MFUWSS “elements” challenge
Original Publication Date: 2 April 2009
It took all of his vaunted self-control to stop himself from leaping across the table and throttling the man with his bare hands. Next to him, he felt Napoleon shift in his seat.
Its almost over. Try to relax.
Illya gritted his teeth. Can he not realize what he is doing?
Its a subconscious thing, Napoleon whispered.
Someone should tell him how annoying it is. I will not be able to control myself much longer, Napoleon.
Tovarich, calm down.
THRUSH could take lessons from this man in new forms of torture.
Illya, he’s only making air quotes for goodness sake.