Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Category: gen

Rating: G

Word Count: 99

Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group MFUWSS December 2009 Challenge #18 – “reindeer”

 

Illya pushed the plate away, untouched. “No, thank you.”

Napoleon looked up in surprise. “Not hungry? Did the world come to an end and I didn’t get the memo?” Taking up his fork, he selected a choice morsel of the roasted meat. “Didn’t think I’d live to see the day you turned down a meal. Smells delicious!”

“I’m sure it is,” Illya said. He watched Napoleon take a bite. “But I don’t care much for reindeer.”

“Wah?” The word became a gasp as he choked lightly. “I’m eating a — you’re kidding, right?”

“Christmas Special.” Illya smirked. “Welcome to Lapland.”