Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Category: gen

Rating: G

Word Count: 109

Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group MFUWSS December 2009 Challenge #14 – “mistletoe”

 

 

Think fighting to keep the world safe from THRUSH is hard to do? Try beating Illya Kuryakin to work! Now THAT is a challenge!

But I managed it. And with the smirking assistance of Section 4, I implemented my cunning plan. Then, armed with coffee and a grin, I laid in wait.

He appeared an hour later; hair ruffled, tie askew, eyes wide with panic — and evidence of his morning adventure painted in lipstick all over his face and throat.

“Who—“ he demanded, in icy tones, “— hung all that bloody mistletoe along the corridors!”

I waved meekly and, pasting on my most bulletproof smile, raised the camera.