Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Category: gen

Rating: G

Word Count: 107

Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group MFUWSS December 2009 Challenge #8 – “boots”

 

Some of the most interesting things can be overheard outside the ladies lounge:

“From the heel to the ball of the foot… that’s what my cousin told me. Have you seen the size of his combat boots?”

“That’s an old wife’s tale!”

“My cousin isn’t married —”

“That doesn’t matter! I’m telling you, there is no way to tell by the size of a man’s boots how large his — oh! Hello Mr. Solo! How long have you been eavesdropping?”

“Long enough to make you blush, Miss McNabb.” Solo smiled. “Whose, er — footwear — are we discussing?”

Break-time must have been over, because the room cleared with startling speed.