Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Category: gen

Rating: G

Word Count: 143

 

“I’ll just go turn this equipment in to the Armory –”

“Oh, no you don’t, my slippery Soviet friend! We’re doing this debriefing together.”

“But you are Section two, Number one… while I am a mere enforcement agent.”

“You’re not a ‘mere’ anything, Illya… and I’m not taking the heat for this one alone. We both lost the THRUSH device that Mr. Waverly sent me after.”

“But we stopped their plans… we saved the innocents.”

“Then you have nothing to be afraid of by accompanying me.”

“There’s the fact that I was supposed to be on assignment in Kyoto while you were in Buenos Aires.”

“Ah. Well. Maybe we should finish your assignment before I file my report.”

“I’ll get the car, Napoleon… but you’re still going to be the one who tells Waverly.”

“Fine! You can do the paperwork.”

“Don’t I always?”