Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin
Category: gen-ish
Rating: G
Word Count: 138
Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group MFUWSS “Bulwer-Lytton” 2010 Challenge
Original Publication Date: 4 July 2010
Illya looked down at his mud-soaked clothing, flinging some of the muck ineffectually off his hands as he attempted to regain some of his dignity knowing even as he did so that dignity wasnt anything he would regain anytime in the near future but he was able to take some pleasure in the fact that even though he looked as though hed crawled through a backed up sewer pipe, which is exactly what hed just done, Napoleon looked even worse having had to shed most of his clothing prior to the pipe crawling excursion, keeping only his socks and his boxers as a result of an acid dousing courtesy a Thrush femme fatale who instantaneously became unimpressed with his partners infamous charisma after he inadvertently murmured someone elses name in her ear, but whose name Napoleon refused say.