O Tannenbaum

Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Category: gen

Rating: G

Word Count:
97

Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group MFUWSS December 2009 Challenge #20 – “Christmas tree”

 

Napoleon regarded the sour-faced Thrushman sitting in the chair, struggling vainly to free himself.

“How… festive,” Napoleon remarked, with a smirk.

“It was all I could find — sorry about the Christmas tree.” Illya dabbed at a cut on his lip as he explained.

“No matter… it is the season for giving, after all.” Napoleon tipped his partners’ face upward with a fingertip under his chin. “Looks like he ‘gave’ you a shiner.”

“Well, he’s the one shining now.”

“You could have at least unplugged the cords before you tied him up with them.”

“The lights are pretty!”