Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin
Category: slash
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Illya has a sliver.
Original Publication Date: 29 May 2009
Hold still!
It hurts when you do that Napoleon!
If youd hold still it wouldnt hurt!
Stop that! Ow!
Stop squirming! I was almost there.
Napoleon, Ive changed my mind about this.
Dont be such a baby.
Ow!
I thought you were supposed to be a big, bad Russian spy.
I am!
Coulda fooled me.
Napoleon, anyone but you would be dead by now for what you are doing to me.
Aw, does that mean you love me, tovarich?
I refuse to answer any questions while under torture.
There!
At last.
Say, how did you get a sliver there anyway?