Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin
Word Count: 100
Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group MFUWSS “elements” challenge
Original Publication Date: 28 January 2009
Honey, Im home!
Illya looked up from his housekeeping magazine and rolled his eyes.
Whilst we are in suburbia, I am not your honey.
Sorry, um sweetheart? Napoleon moved up behind Illya and kissed his partners cheek whilst moving his hands slowly down his chest.
Napoleon, if you wish your hands to remain unbroken, I suggest you stop. He swatted the magazine at his partners roving hands.
Besides, he said, smirking. Youll need them for all the digging youll be doing at the weekend.
I want a rose garden youre going to help me dig it, arent you ..honey?