Pairing: None – mostly. Gibbs and Tony have fun though.
Category: slashy gen
Word Count: 200
Notes: Written for the LiveJournal group slashthedrabble challenge #267 – “Experience”
Original Publication Date: 26 October 2010
Youve only got yourself to blame, Probie. If you and Ziva hadnt teased me so much about my being too old for this kind of op Gibbs wouldnt have made you do it.
I have no experience with how to pick up guys, Tim whined. How am I supposed to do this?
Its just like picking up anyone in a bar oops, forgot who I was talking to for a sec.
Ha ha. Very funny, Tim said without mirth.
Listen up, McYoungster. Just relax and go with the flow.
Tim snorted. Easy for you to say, youre not the one who has to do it.
Before Tony could respond, Gibbs blew into the bullpen. Seeing how you dont want to listen to DiNozzo, go down and see Abby about getting wired up.
Gibbs was smirking as he watched McGee trudge towards the elevator.
Boss, hes going to walk in there looking like a virginal, bi-curious lamb and the sharks are going to circle.
Exactly, and no one will pay the slightest bit of attention to you and me while we search for McMasters.
And youre not telling McGee were going to be in there because